The American public got a last-minute reprieve today as Senate Leaders agreed to foster the appearance of consumer protection.
The public, beaten down and narcotized by the banking and pharmaceutical industries, is expected to have forgotten about it all by the time football season rolls around.
"They should be ripe for another sucker punch by spring," said Former Presidential hopeful, John McCain. "Please remember, I spent six years as a prisoner of war. I believe the good people of America could have taken it up the wazoo a while longer. But who am I to argue, so long as the GOP comes out on top."
Senate majority leader, Harry Reid, when tapped for a response, stammered a moment, then lapsed back into a coma.
All in all it was a good day in Washington, as some of the guys got their picture in the paper and everyone had a good laugh when an intern brought up the bailout.
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