The apparent success in New York of the Affordable Care Act has Republican leaders scampering for place settings, and the rank and file struggling to find a champagne that goes well with feathers.
"I knew this would happen", claimed one insurance broker. "How can my family pork down prime rib when they know I'm dining in the aviary? Huh? Answer me that, Edward R. Murrow."
Deeply concerned over how he was going to live on 15% of one-third the premium, he added, "All because the whiney-ass public doesn't think it should foot the bill. Thank God my wife owns sixteen-hundred thousand shares of Oneida."
American consumers, however, jubilant now that the fix is no longer in, are taking an interest in that which the 1% (and their brain-washed parrots) have derisively termed, "Obamacare."
"The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is in the pie, and the pie is all over your face, mutherf . . ." a 99%-er is reported to have told a 1%-er. Unfortunately, the pie makes the crow almost palatable. Yes, Virginia, the light shines on the just and the unjust.
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